Biggest Cocktease Since Dita Von

HOWLIN' FOR YOU

I wish I could tell you this movie was coming to a theater near you. I wish I could tell you that I'm going to be there, ticket in hand, opening night. Unfortunately, all I can tell you is that it's an epic fucking music video, and a giant tease of a faux-movie trailer. But hey. It can happen. Can I hear it for Machete (2010)? But maybe I'm just overreacting in a Battlestar Galactica sort of way. The world may never know. Either way, you all may now share my pain.