Happy Easter (Aka Zombie Jesus Day)

We have to decorate our dessert plates at work when people order peanut butter pie or other shit that wastes my time, so I figured I would have some fun with it today, being Zombie Jesus/Creepy Guys in Rabbit Suits Day Brunch. In case you can't tell, it's a happy bunny blowing his fucking brains out. Happy Easter to you all!

That being said, I could have gone to Greek Orthodox Easter (the BFF is Greek) and eaten some goat that they cooked in the ground, but I said to heck with that and came home for pino gris and paper grading. I was also going to get Sam an Easter basket but decided to wait until candy was seventy five percent off, even though he only wants Newport Lites and Guiness in that thing. Oh well. He might just have to wait.