Strange post!

When I got home from work today, a thin A5 envelope awaited my attention.

"That's funny", I thought, "the only thing I'm waiting for is a ball of sock wool; I wonder what this could be, as it's clearly not a ball of wool?"

I opened the envelope to find: a 100g ball of 4ply sock knitting wool.

Squished flat, for posting!

Oh, and here are my feet! 

(Couldn't think of a way to hold this and photograph it using my iPad!)

Here's a better shot of my feet tattoos:

(In case you wanted to see them properly!!)